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okaaay time to sleep gnight gays

kro is trying to be honestly, legitimately nice and so far all hes gotten out of it is vwig yelling at him and zu stopping their conversations all together

why dont u shoot him

skitty u must taste the drama

kronos: jesus fucking christ
kronos: oh my god
kronos: what the fuck
kronos: holy shit
i can be an imperial orphaner or i can control my descendants but i can’t do both

imagine kronos angrily wheelchairing through the streets

deposits vig on navvis lap

your problem now

returns to zucro temple of worship

iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

danni-devito:

him free.

"kro isn’t this the second time you issue a capitol wide search for ur descendant?" yEA H WELL it’s a different one than last time………